26th Memory [Voice]

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[Long since returned home after her ordeal in the draft and her hospital time, Sayo has been reading. You see, when someone brings up a word, this woman here will learn the damn meaning of that word. And when she cannot find an actual meaning? Well, her determination flounders for but a moment! Aaaah, if only urbandictionary.com existed in Luceti. But even she has her limits, and she's all out of her own personal notes.

Finally with a sigh she drops her Merriam-Webster's Dictionary on the table, and turns to the whole of Luceti via her journal with a pleading sort of aura to the bend of her eyebrows.]


Does anyone know what a shithead is??

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[fsdkgjdflkgj!!!

LEANING AWAY NOW THANKS]

Ah, who is that?!

A strange creature's yelling through the journal!

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[He works on getting hold of himself as he sits up.] Aah! Sorry! Sorry! I'm just... laughing. Not a strange creature! I'm Vash! Do you remember me?

[memoryboxes]

Oh, yes!! Hello, Vash-san! Are you well today? It sounded like you might've fallen down!

[Seriously that was a loud thump, pal.]

[goldenglasses]

I did, but I'll be alright. I just find it very funny that Sanji didn't explain what it was to you.

[Hmm, to be mean and give her the totally wrong answer or the truth. Both would be wonderful.]

[memoryboxes]

Yeah.... Every time I ask him, he changes the subject or leaves to do something...

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[goldenglasses]

Oh, [Snicker!] He hasn't, has he?

[And suddenly, this is completely made private against Sanji.]

Well, I think that might be because he's a little shy. It's true, it's actually suppose to be a mean word you say to someone you don't like. It can be very hurtful! But, Sanji being the good man he is, is trying to fix that! What he really means when he says that is he'd like to make donuts! Because you see? That way when someone says it, then something good happens!

Who could really be sad when they're eating a delicious pastry that Sanji made! Right?

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[memoryboxes]

So... He's trying to turn it into a good word? About donuts?

[Let me just make sure I'm hearing this right.]

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[goldenglasses]

Yeah, I know it sounds really strange, but it's something Sanji made! And it's not so much a good word about donuts, but just to feel good when the word is said! You know! Because instead of feeling bad, they'll think about that really tasty donut they ate instead!

Have you ever tasted something Sanji baked? It's amazing!

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[memoryboxes]

Yes, that's very true! Sanji-san is an amazing cook, after all!


... [Hmmm.]

I'll have him make plenty of donuts, then, since it makes everyone feel so happy.

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[goldenglasses]

That sounds great! And when he says it anymore, you should ask him to make you some donuts, but act like YOU want the donuts. Otherwise he might feel bad that you're reminding him because he forgot to do that.

Then you could bring those donuts to me!

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I understand! If I have any of these... 'donuts' from Sanji-san, I'll let you know!

[IF ONLY SHE COULD REMEMBER THE LAST TIME YOU PULLED THIS SHIT ON HER.]

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[goldenglasses]

Thanks! OH! And you may want to write that down! I mean, what will Sanji do if you BOTH forget!

[Muw ha ha. And maybe if Sanji tells you the truth you'll eventually forget that and still remember to request donuts later.]

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[memoryboxes]

Right!! I'll write it down immediately! Thank you for all your help, Vash-san!

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[goldenglasses]

No problem, it was a pleasure.